I guess today's young ladies can call boys and even ask them out.
Not so in the fifties. The one exception was the Sadie Hawkins Dance.
Coming- of- age alert! I'm inserting a memory tape.
It's my senior year. Being a geek, I hang out at Mr. Carroll's
chemistry lab before school (Later in the year I will scramble the
fire department using chemicals -- on another tape). This
morning he tells me, "Eddie, a young lady wants to ask you to the
Sadie Hawkins Dance."
"Thanks for the warning, Mr. Carroll." He doesn't intend
it as a warning. He's trying to grease the skids for a young lady to
carry out a task that risks rejection from the opposite sex. I have a
notion of who she is because there are not many girls that hang
around chem labs. This is a young lady of substance from the
class of '61. I'm not talking about wealth. Alas, my taste in females
tends toward fluff over substance at this time.
"Flee! Hide! Run! Get away! Do whatever it takes,"
I think to myself. I bolt for the chemical storage room.
Rats! It's a box canyon! What military genius! "Moron, you're
trapped!"
Seconds pass that seem like minutes. I hear a shaky voice behind me
say, "Eddie?" I pretend to study the fine print on a mercury
bottle (I'll bet you won't find that in schools today). I slowly turn
around.
"Y-yes?"
"Would you ... go to the ... Sadie Hawkins Dance with me?
She looks like Dan Quayl caught in headlights (Sorry. Worn tape. He
isn't invented yet. She resembles a sweet little doe, okay?). I, too,
feel a bit disoriented.
I hear myself mumble a quiet monotone "Sure" (If I had
turned her down, I couldn't look in a mirror today, get the picture?).
We exit the back room, Mr. Carroll smiles ... at her ... not me.
She smiles back. Tracked, wrapped, trapped, strapped, and delivered;
same-day delivery, no signature required.
To get through this thing, I borrow a car from my mother's
boyfriend (subject of a separate tape). The actual dance, and even
picking the lady up, is a fuzzy picture. She's probably having a lousy
evening because I'm only going through the motions. I take her to the
Bend Restaurant after the dance, She orders cocoa (as opposed to hot
chocolate). I find this kind of cute and begin to perk up. I begin get
to know her more, and find her to be interesting. As we talk,
Norm Cooper shows up at the Bend with his date. The picture blurs
again.
The tape fast-forwards ten years. I think, "Dummy!"
I should have been flattered to take that bright young lady to a
dance. She was not a Hollywood starlet (thankfully). Instead, she was
attractive, smart, and a credit to Rogers. I can't say for certain
what I was, beyond a stupid skinny little geek.
The tape rewinds and ejects.
I recently read a posting on classmates.com from the lady's
older sister. As I read, I thought perhaps this could be an avenue to
reminisce and apologize to my Sadie Hawkins date about that night. Of
course not. Things don't work that way. Instead, I missed the window
by 20 years.
The posting said that my Sadie Hawkins date had died in a car
wreck in the 80's. I felt a sense of loss, even though I never
knew the young lady well. It happened in Madison, Wisconsin, a
university town. It seemed to fit that she was at that place.
- Ed Mauget
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