Wyatt Newman's April, 2001 Column

Hats Off! Musings of being a Pirate

April, 2001

By Wyatt Newman

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It's gone! The Panda is gone! Drive by the corner of Division and Wellesley and where the Panda once stood, there is hardly a grease spot left -- just a  slab of concrete.  It's as though it were zapped from the face of the earth by  Martian flying saucer ray guns, as seen in the 1950's thriller, "The War of  the Worlds."

Actually, it ceased being the Panda some time ago. Only the Pirates-in-exile  probably notice it being gone, as the Pirates still residing in Spokane must  have taken it in stride. There's something about going back to the old sod  and noticing "something is missing here." Still, to see the actual building  gone is another reminder that time is passing and some things will never be  the same or can be recaptured except in the mind.

The Panda was our Mel's Diner.  If there were booths inside, who ever went  inside?  We would always order from the window, so we could get back to our  precious automobiles. One never went home after a night on the town without  a stop, or at least a swing by or "tooling around" of the Panda. That  constant teen hunger was assuaged after school with a quick drive down  Wellesley.

It seemed as though you could always run into someone you knew at the Panda.  When Shadle Park was built, Highlanders began to show up, perhaps invading  our territory, but also allowing us to meet new faces and find out what was  going on down the street, on the Northwest side of town.

Were the burgers that good? Nah, not really. They were cheap and it seemed  as though you could buy as many as you wanted. Pizzas started to appear in  American cuisine around that time. Usually no better than cardboard with  tomato sauce and a few other nibblies smeared on top, but they were cheap.  The milkshakes were cold and thick. Coke was coke ... what the heck. Being  there was what was important, not the food. Duncan Heinz did not eat there, nor would  he ever have eaten there.

The Panda. To paraphrase one of the songs from our times, "Goodbye Sweetheart (as in the name of the paper-wrapped straws) it's sad you had to go." 

- Wyatt


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