Mr. Larry Coleman
By Ed Mauget
Mr. Coleman was a biology teacher, assistant
football coach, pep club advisor, and science fair advisor. His
classroom was portable number one, just behind the Pirate's Cove. It
was remarkable to me that his activities were so eclectic. Of course
I didn't know the word "eclectic" (means:
"varied"). I crossed paths with Mr. Coleman in the first
and last items on that list. I was a science geek. I didn't know the
word "geek" either, but that's what I was.
I had entered the Inland Empire Science Fair
during the elementary school. Mr. Coleman knew who I was when I got
to Rogers. I continued to enter the science fairs at Rogers.
Mr. Coleman became a kind of science coach to
me. He taught me a principle that applies more to politics than
technology. He said there was more to getting the prize than having
good subject matter content. Without showmanship my entry could be
passed over.
Thus I started putting a "Jacobs
Ladder" atop my exhibit. This is one of those climbing sparks
of lightning rising between two vertical wires that you see in the
Frankenstein kinds of movies. The apparatus was somewhat dangerous
because it used 7500 volts of electricity, albeit at low amperage.
I put a warning sign on it, but usually somebody would stick a
pencil in the spark and get a jolt. The graphite in the lead may as
well be a copper wire where 7500 volts is concerned. Mr. Coleman
seemed to approve of the Madison Avenue doodads on my projects.
I enjoyed Mr. Coleman's biology class too, even
though I've never much cared for biology and cutting into cow
eyeballs. I was initially placed into another teacher's biology
class, but Mr. Coleman hijacked me into his.
We used to get into discussions about life and
animal intelligence. Once I told him that I thought certain species
of animals could reason to some degree. This offended Mr. Coleman's
religious beliefs, I think. We got into a heated debate. My time to
get to the next class was disappearing. I headed out the door. As I
passed the shops, Mr. Coleman opened the door to portable one and
hollered, "Your don't exist! According to your argument, you
don't exist!" I cannot remember what my argument was, but
I thought it was pretty cool that I could elicit such a response
from a teacher.
I judged a science fair as an adult. I tried to
ignore obvious showmanship exploits like I used, but found myself
giving points to an exhibit that showed a video of the kid blowing
something up. My legacy from Mr. Coleman.
A few years ago I met a teacher peer of Bob
Parry's brother Jim. That teacher said he had talked with Larry
Coleman the prior night. Last year I read in the Review that Mr.
Coleman resides in the Valley and raises show dogs.
-Ed
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