One could say that science teacher, Mr. Francis Carroll was one of
us. The Treasure Chest lists him as beginning his Rogers teaching
days in 1956,coinciding with the beginning of our Rogers student
days. Maybe that's why he seemed to always be with us, as a friend
and adult supervisor of several social events.
He had a real gentle manner about him-- spoke softly, spoke well,
spoke of many things. Perhaps it was his Eastern education, an
alumnus of Canisius College and the University of Rochester, for
gosh sakes. How more Eastern can one get? Maybe that's why he
seemed, well, a little different. He wasn't like most of our
teachers, who hailed from WSC, EWCE, CWCE or UI.
His classroom demeanor was soothing, much like listening to Dave
Garroway, the soft-spoken, intellectual and popular TV personality.
I had Carroll for two classes - he introduced me to the complicated
mathematical process known as algebra. I'm not a numbers person, and
even though I liked Carroll, we didn't get that student-teacher
connection. Fortunately, I had some classmates who did grasp math
concepts that helped, Barbara Hegman, as I recall, being one of
them. The class met the last period of the day in the first portable
building, near the tennis courts. It had one of those long science
class benches in front that Carroll steadfastly stood behind. Since
he was a science teacher, I don't think his heart was really into
teaching algebra. Being new, like all new teachers, he might have
been assigned to teach a something-else, freshman class outside his
subject expertise area--still common in education, I would so
testify in the Court of Educational Wrongdoings. To alleviate the
boredom of mathematics, for us as for himself, he would engage in
light talk with us. This seemed unusual. Teachers would sometimes
engage in general conversational matters, but usually as a lecture
or in out-of-class situations.
I passed the class with a decent grade, perhaps because of his kind
nature. Two years later, I enrolled, enthusiastically, I might add,
in Mr. Carroll's chemistry class. It was chemistry that was the
cause for my enthusiasm, and having him again as a teacher made it
seem even better. You see, as a younger kid, I had one of those
Chemcraft chemistry sets, which fascinated me to the point that I
was ordering chemicals from the Chemcraft Company, putting on magic
shows, or demonstrations for neighborhood kids, as the Chemcraft
guide instructed me how to do. The kids were fascinated by my
wizardry. I thought I had a calling in mixing elements, making
liquids change color, causing things to puff into smoke, and much to
my mom's stiff perturbance, stink bombs.
There he was, behind the science lab counter once again, but on the
top floor this time. It was a real science room, designed for
chemistry. But wait! All I remember us doing was listening to
lectures, in his usual soft voice and non-threatening style, and we
were asked to memorize the scientific terms for chemical things. If
you took chemistry, you'll remember that, what was it, "The
Table of Elements?" "Where's the chance to mix
stuff?" I continued to ask myself. We never got out of our
desks. As Chester A. Riley always ended his programs by saying,
"What a revoltin' development this is," I chose to do the
same at the end of the semester, chemistry class definitely being a
revolting development. But Mr. Carroll and I had a friendly parting,
and he apparently had no nice-guy sympathy this time, writing an F
on my report card. I couldn't complain. An F is what I deserved. I
knew nothing. My mom did the complaining--to me--and about me, not
Mr. Carroll. That also marked the end of my science instruction in
high school.
I don't want to comment on Mr. Carroll's teaching as to why I didn't
do well in his classes. I'll admit I'm just not the math-science
type. But I did like him as a man and teacher. He was easy to be
around. He actually seemed to like us, which is why he would almost
spend as much time talking to us about non-subject matter things as
he did math or science. And why is it that he's the only person I
remember chaperoning our socials, particularly the dances in the
back gym, some outing out on Upriver Drive that we were all bused
out to on a Saturday night? Was he a designated chaperone? Did he
get stuck with it because he had low seniority on the teaching
staff? Or did he just like us? I'd like to think that's what it was.
I remember him because he was there--he would talk to us, but he
knew when to leave us alone without blowing whistles and keeping us
in line as would a drill sergeant.
To use the terminology of the time, "Mr. Carroll was a neat
guy."
- Wyatt Newman
More Mr. Francis
Carroll
I met Mr. Carroll in my senior year. He was the Rogers chemistry
teacher and I had to take chemistry. I was not thrilled about taking
chemistry. I admit that I was a science geek, but did not like this
subject because it required memorizing chemical formulas. It had one
upside for me: you could mix stuff together that caught fire or
exploded.
Mr. Carroll was a teacher with whom I felt comfortable conversing
outside of class. I used to visit him in his classroom some mornings
before class. Come to think of it, I don't remember ever seeing him
outside of his classroom.
I'm a shy person, but I can turn into a kind of monster-mouth when I
get comfortable with a situation. I liked to wisecrack with Mr.
Carroll. Sometimes (or usually), I overstepped. Once Mr. Carroll
asked us a chemistry question, "What is Avagadro's
Number?" I answered, "HU 3-3152." He grimaced a
half-smile and tilted his head as if to say, "You're within a
hair-breadth of being bounced out of here if you don't shut
up." I dialed it down.
Since I enjoyed making hazardous materials from chemicals (but never
bothering to delve far into the underlying principles), I played
with acid during lab time. I learned how to make aqua regia, a
particularly virulent combination of acids that is used to dissolve
gold during refining. There were some cute junior girls in the chem.
Lab, so I thought I would impress them when I stuck my finger into a
beaker of aqua regia. Oh my finger bubbled so! They were impressed
all right, as in "grossed out and turned off." My finger
was itchy and yellow for about a week after each of these
demonstrations. My fingernail stayed yellow until it grew all the
way out.
I don't remember if Mr. Carroll saw me do this, but I cringe now to
remember the way I handled acid. That I was never blinded is
probably only because God watches over idiots. Everett Neuman
mentioned the aqua regia demos to me at the 40th reunion. I still
can't believe we didn't use safety goggle in chem. lab. Different
times.
This story gets worse. I learned that if you combine a certain acid
with another chemical, you could make nitroglycerine. So I set about
to do it. I carried out the mix in a ventilated chemical fume hood.
This was probably the only thing that saved the school. The mixture
started to boil and froth, emitting beautiful clouds of bright red
nitrous oxide fumes. The mixture was in a hood, but the chemicals
somehow hit the high ceiling of the classroom! The area smelled like
washday. Someone tripped the fire alarm. The whole school evacuated.
My next memory is of standing across Wellesley looking at firemen
going into the building. One of them opened the windows in the Mr.
Carroll's classroom. Red smoke came out. After about a half hour we
got the all clear. The whole school smelled like a laundry.
I braced myself for a move to Chelhalis, but nothing happened until
the next morning. I slinked into Mr. Carroll's classroom. He looked
and me and said, "No more pyrotechnics, okay?" That was
it! I considered that sentence a word to the wise. I counted myself,
and every body around me, lucky. I kept a low profile afterward.
I've written elsewhere of the time that Mr. Carroll facilitated a
Sadie Hawkins date between a bright young lady and me. He genuinely
seemed to like young people - a breed sometimes hard to like.
I visited Rogers a couple of years after graduation. I walked by Mr.
Carroll's open classroom door. He was lecturing to a sixth period
chemistry class. He called me in and introduced me as the guy who
made the stains on the ceiling. They were still visible.
I talked to him after the bell rang. He said that I seemed to be on
the right track, but that he'd thought that I was "going down
the drain" while I was at Rogers. This stung. Still does. I
don't think I was ever going down the drain, except for that little
hobby of acid and pyrotechnics. I think he made the judgment based
that, and smart mouth or maybe it was about my reaction to my
parents' divorce. At any rate he was a good teacher and mentor to me
even if I didn't make it easy for him.