Soapstone Guatemala Mission #4:

The People

 

October 15 -23, 2004

 

Ed Mauget



Forward

I took my third mission building trip to Xela last week, spanning October 18, through October 23, 2004. Each trip has had almost the same lockstep schedule, sometimes down to the hour. I even slept in the same bed at Xela on the first and second trips. Any chronological journals of mine could resemble those of other team members due to the shared and repeated experience.

 

This time I decided to organize an essay around personal observations of people instead of logging events by days. Each of the following sections is about a person or a group of people that I interacted with on the trip.

Adolfo Juan Santina Santina

I’ve been asked why I go to Guatemala. The original reasons were to collect a new experience, put something back into society, and to see if I could even do it. It’s my concept of faith-augmented-with-works. After three trips and losing 53 pounds, I have begun to “do it” more easily, but my reasons for going are evolving. Deep down, I think I now go to interact with those beautiful people. One of the main motivators for my going is to see Adolfo the bus driver and jack-of-all-trades. He has a grin and flashing eyes that ingratiate him with everyone.

 

He drives a stick shift diesel Mercedes truck with a Bluebird bus body dropped onto it – the UMVIM chicken bus. The road is difficult. The passing conditions on CA-1 are difficult, but he gets us through safely.

 

Adolfo is a renaissance man. He is vice president of the National Methodist Church. He plays guitar duets with Bishop Juan Pablo. He was a tailor in the East Los Angles barrio. He has studied medicine. He built his large house bit-by-bit. He has a beautiful family. He owns a truck in which he hauls gravel from his brother’s business. He and seems to have side-business contacts everywhere between Guatemala City and Xela. We got the 10 % “Adolfo discount” at the Jade Factory in Antigua. I’m sure Adolfo gets a finder’s fee. He can call on relatives that can help you with any purchase or task you can imagine.

 

I was the first to move outside at the Guatemala airport. My goal was to find Adolfo and lay a “Buenos tardes, Amigo” on him. A child blocked my way. I waited for the child to move. As soon as the way was clear a man replaced him with arms out to block my way. I was annoyed. The man had flashing eyes and a broad smile. He yelled, “It’s me – Adolfo”. I was looking for a straw hat and this man was bare headed. In six months, I’d also forgotten that Adolfo is short by American standards. Marco, Adolfo’s copilot leaned in and shook my hand. This was gratifying. More on Marco later.

 

I’d been in Guatemala nine months earlier but I was 53 pounds heavier. Adolfo took me aside and said, “I know you, but I can’t remember your name.” I told him it was Ed. “Eduardo! Of course!” he exclaimed. “How much did you lose?”

 

It was a joy to talk to him without an interpreter. He’s gone from zero English to knowing a good measure of it in two years. When I first worked with him two years ago he told me one afternoon, “I have to leave at 4:45. I have an English lesson.” I almost fell off the wall we were building. I’d been hearing nothing but Spanish from him all week. It was the first English I heard him speak. On this trip I was able to converse with him one-on-one several times as we together walked the streets of Santiago Atitlan and Antigua. Alas, this was only because he had learned more English, not because I had increased my Spanish vocabulary. Adolfo keeps trying to fix that by teaching me Spanish phrases. He worked on me even when he only knew Spanish.

Figure 1 Adofo Juan Santista Santista, renaissance man ( and ECU fan?)

My Name is Marco

Marco is Adolfo’s helper and co-pilot on the bus. The copilot job encompasses at least the following:

  1. Jumping out to stop traffic while Adolfo maneuvers the bus
  2. Spotting for Adolfo during parking in tight places such as a fast food Pollo Campero parking lot.
  3. Motioning a bus or truck to cut speed while Adolfo passes it. This activity seems to be a ceremonial protocol. A passed vehicle never slows down lest its driver would suffer a machismo hit.
  4. Loading luggage that we pass up through the rear door.
  5. Unloading luggage from the rear door.
  6. Opening and closing the sticking windows for us and inserting “the stick” on a couple of them.
  7. Sleeping on the bus all night to guard our knapsacks. On the first trip we were told, “Your stuff is safe to leave on the bus.” Sure, because Marco slept on the floor of bus. We quit leaving our possession on the bus after we found that we were inadvertently abusing Marco.

 

During the first trip, Marco was a background character. He did not mix or interact with us much on the first trip. He had a sad look in his eyes. On the January trip I went out of my way to pay attention to him. He spoke zero English and my Spanish is almost zero. I tried to always smile and greet him.

 

I’ve seen Marco come out of his shell. He made an end-run around security during our January departure to see us one last time. This was a major compliment to us.

His smiling while shaking my hand and saying “Buenos tardes” on the sidewalk at the airport at the start of this trip was something to remember.

Figure 2 My Name is Marco

 

Carl, one of our crew, speaks a good measure of working Spanish. He and Marco hit it off. They were able to talk about sports and normal male-to-male interests. I was happy to see Marco getting attention. One day Carl had to go to a remote clinic to work. Marco seemed disappointed and asked where Carl was.

 

Carl started teaching Marco to say “My name is Marco.” This is harder than it seems, if you’ve ever tried another language totally by ear. Marco kept saying “My mane …” By the end of the trip, however, Carl had Marco saying, “My name is Marco. … You are … crazy!”

 

I’d heard that Marco’s family lives at La Costa – the coast. We’re always confused about this term, because the locals refer to a region near the Mexican border as La Costa, while the real coast is an almost uninhabitable torrid mangrove swamp. I unfolded my map and tried to get Marco to show me where he lives. He didn’t seem to be able to do it. Belinda said he probably couldn’t read, so I gave it up.

 

On the morning of departure some of us walked down the avendia to a coffee vendor. We asked Marco if he wanted coffee. He said “Si.” I walked with him behind two of our women. We all had our team shirts on that said “Una famila de dios.” Marco pointed to the phrase on one of the lady’s shirts and repeated it to me. Marco could read after all. He just does not have any practice at reading maps. This kind of spatial cognizance is something many Norte Americanos, including some of our team, cannot do either. It takes practice. The bottom line is that I still do not know where Marco lives on weekends.

 

Later, on departure day, I got on the bus early as is my habit. Marco was waiting with a photo. He came to my seat and pointed to a good-looking little girl and said, “hija” and pointed to himself. It was his daughter. She is a nice-looking teenager. That he would come to me and show me his daughter’s picture made the trip for me.

Alex

We stay in Xela at a Catholic seminary nicknamed COFA, which stands for Catholic something-or-other. The place is a great deal because we each got a bed, running water, and good meals, all for $10 per head per day. Notice that I didn’t say hot water. We only got hot water when Alex, the caretaker turned it on, and not a minute longer than the stated duration.

 

Alex speaks no English but can communicate with gestures better than anybody I’ve met in Guatemala. On the last trip he “told me” that he used to work for Coca Cola moving boxes around, and that he was a macho man. Alex is barely five feet tall. Then he cracked up laughing. I’ve never seen him without a smile.

 

As we dragged in after our first day of ditch-digging at work, he rattled off a bunch of Spanish and made a sleeping gesture with his head and hands. It translated to “I’ll bet you’ll sleep well tonight, won’t you?” Alex is another person that compels me to take these trips.

Figure 3 Alex of COFA

Children at Iximche

We always find children at the 15th century Iximche ruins, site of the first Spanish capital in the 15th century.

Figure 4 Courtyard at Iximche

 

On the first trip Susanne Cobb had three cute kids in tow almost immediately. On this trip there were about 200 kids at some sort of function with a clown and piñatas.

Figure 5 Children at Ixmiche

 

As we returned from seeing the ruins the kids had just broken some piñatas. Several kids gave me part of their candy. This was extremely touching. I love these people.

Figure 6 Boys offering their candy

Iximche Mayan Ceremony

I’ve been to Ixmiche twice. Each time we’ve found a Mayan ceremony in the woods out back. The first time was quite open. Many tourists were there snapping photos. There was a lot of incense burned and some colorful stuff littering a hill. I remember a priestess extolling how much more accurate their calendar is than the Gregorian calendar (she’s right, but too late). The gist of the ceremony seemed to be people cursing their business competitors while others did some kind of penance. I have no doubt the most of those people attended Catholic mass the next day.

 

This time we followed girls carrying bins of dead chickens into a ceremony. The ceremonial group was much smaller than the first time. This was a healing ceremony. There were about 50 dead chickens with no blood in them. We asked if we could take pictures. One man made a grimace like “Now we’re all in trouble. You’re going to rile the priest.” Another man, presumably the priest, made a time-out signal. We left pronto. Ann said it well: “We had no business being there.”

Slappin’ Dough at Chi Choy

What would a trip to Guatemala be without lunch in the mountain restaurant of Chi Choy on highway CA-1? This place seems to cater to tourists and those with more money than the majority in Guatemala. My favorite is the complementary basket of little corn tortillas. Two women stand by a wood cooking stove and slap those suckers flat. You can hear the slapping on all three floors of Chi Choy. Ain’t nuthin’ better’n a warm fresh tortilla. The output of the USA “El Machino” at Chevy’s Fresh Mex is the only tortilla that approaches the goodness of these in the states.

Figure 7 Slapping torlillas at Chi Choy

Brenda, Jorge, Debora, Josef, Fillipe, …

On the first trip we built a security wall and completed a house for the caretaker, Fillipe, and her children. We got quite close to those folks during the course of that week. I especially got to know 11-year-old Jorge, a little guy that scampered along the wall like Tarzan. Often we would sit in the break room of UMVIM and try to teach one-another our languages. Jorge used to poke me in the stomach and say “Gordo!” This means fat. We was right about that.

 

Jorge had a fascination with watches. He kept touching mine like he wanted it. I needed it to keep to the schedule, so I later sent it back with Susanne on the youth trip.

 

One day I passed Debora on the path. I said “Buenas dias.” She let me know that I should have said, “Buenos tartdes.” This is another reason for keeping the watch.

 

Brenda is the cutest little girl you’ve ever seen. I’m not totally sure who are sibling and who are cousins in the caretaker’s family. Graham was taken with Brenda right away on the January trip.

 

Josef was quite small two years ago. Now he’s just emerging from his toddler years.

Figure 8 Toddler and Josef

 

I was warned about the “Latin American goodbye” on that first trip. The goodbye to the caretakers was rough. Jorge was crying. Everybody was crying.

 

In January Jorge was more reserved. I gave him school supplies and a Wolfpack hat. He had broken his watch by getting it wet. I had no watch to give him. Gerry King gave me hers to give to him. I figured it would have a short lifespan. Near the end of the visit Jorge wouldn’t come out of the house when we left. He’d been jerked around by the comings and goings of Americans too much.

 

We made two visits to the UMVIM site during last week’s trip. Jorge still had Gerry’s watch! He lit up when he saw us, but seemed reserved and mature. We told him to take care of his mom. He solemnly said in Spanish “I always will.”

Figure 9 Filipe's family with Murial and Bellinda

 

School had just let out for three months. I’ve come to realize that Jorge is fortunate to be able to attend school. Many kids in Guatemala cannot. During our visit, Jorge ducked inside his house. I thought he was avoiding the goodbye again. Instead, he emerged dressed in a uniform T-shirt for a steakhouse and wore Dockers and a leather belt. He was going to a job! He also gave me a little water color painting that he made. This time he stayed outside to say goodbye, but was stoic.

Figure 10 Ed and friend Jorge

The Elenes of Santiago Atitlan

On my first trip I met a little vendor girl with a sunny smile as I got off the boat at Santiago Atitlan. She asked me my name. I told her “Ed.” She said, “I am Elene. You will buy from me.” I kind of liked this. She had beaded bracelets for sale. I told her that I would buy later when I came back to the boat. She told me to reserve the colors I wanted now. I liked her accent, which resembled that of some hypothetical Caribbean voodoo princess.

 

Everywhere I went I would see Elene smiling at me from the crowd and mouthing “You will buy from me.” I finally bought five dollars worth of stuff from her and her friend Michelle. Tom Huffstedler chided me for being so easy, but Carey liked the stuff when I got home.

 

On the second trip I looked for Elene. I could not find her. I called Carey to check in. As I hung up I heard a familiar voice with a Caribbean lilt. It was Elene and another friend, Delores. I bought $25 worth of stuff from them. This time Carey was not so happy because she spent months fixing clasps and such. Carey was also not happy because I bought no beaded key chains unlike others in the group.

 

This trip Carey had told me “Don’t buy any more beads from her.” I still wanted to find her, as I admire Elene’s smiling chutzpah. When I got to Santiago, I found only Delores and a sad-looking girl that claimed to be Elene. I bought some key chains from them. Then Michelle showed up. Then another girl who claimed to be Elene showed up.

Figure 11 "Elene" and Delores

 

Suddenly the real Elene materialized next to me. I had three girls claiming to be Elene. I went around in back of them called “Elene.” Only the real one turned around.

Figure 12 Michelle, Cindy, and the real Elene

 

The girls, a boy, and an old crone became an entourage that dogged me every step of the way. When I called Carey, they were laying beads across my arms. I handed the phone to Michelle and told her to say hi. She did.

 

Later Aldofo and Carl tried to peel them off of me. By this time it seemed like ten kids were on me. I was glad to get on the boat. They all smiled and waved, saying they’d see me next time. I don’t think I can show my face in that town again.

The $5.38 Picture

Three old guys in full local dress sat on a ledge behind me as I tried to fend off the vendors. I slowly moved my hand in a horizontal cutting motion and said “Finito.” The three old men cracked up laughing.

 

I asked if I could take their picture. They made the universal sign for money. I took one picture and then check my money. I had a coin purse heavy with metal Quezales. I gave each one. In return I got a sentence that sounded like Quiche for “Oooh. Last of the big spenders.” So I went hunting for small bills. I found a USA five dollar bill and gave it to the middle guy, making a motion that he should share it. Their manner softened up considerably. I had spent $5.38 for one picture. They smiled and waved goodbye as the girls and I moved down the hill.

Figure 13 Three old men in Santiago Atitlan

Clinic in the Mountains

Murial Clark and Dr. Vicki Morris traveled a considerable distance out of town to work in a Camajah clinic that served indigenous Quiche Mayans. Carl went with them as a combination bodyguard and interpreter. He came back and said that his interpretation skills were not needed and would I like to go in his place next time? I hated to miss the work crew for a day but was drawn by three issues that arose. First, nobody could tell me where the clinic was. Second, Carl talked about a Wizard-of-Oz cornfield where munchkins could be heard giggling, and last, I was curious what clinic duty entailed.

 

Adolfo took us to a rendezvous point near UMVIM where we would transfer to another vehicle to take us to the remote clinic. Adolfo was not happy with me for taking a day off work, but I wanted the expanded experience and really wanted to see the things the Carl and Murial described.

Figure 14 Rendezvous for ride to the Methodist clinic at Camajah

 

I rode to the clinic with two American nurses, Juan the dentist, Marco his toddler son, his wife (I forget her name, but she’s a wonderful mother to Marco), Dr Freddy, Murial Clark, and Dr Vicki Morris of our team. The clinic turned out to be less than two miles from a Texaco station where we always rendezvous for a coffee delivery from Solala during our return trip to Antigua. The clinic had about 100 Quiche Mayans sitting in the waiting area and in the yard. You could hardly hear a peep from the adults or from the children (compare this to our team, which one probably could hear 100 yards away).

 

There was indeed a cornfield out back with paths and even a road going through it. Pat, a nurse from Charlotte, took me for a walk there. All kinds of people came and went through that corn. We looked closely and saw a man and his family sorting apples almost out of view down one of the rows. The apple orchard and the corn were kind of one, you see. The man was exceeding friendly. Instead of charging me for a picture, he gave us each an apple. Alas, I had to ditch the apple in Miami due to inbound fruit restrictions.

Figure 15 Family sorting apples in Camajah cornfield/orchard

 

We came to a village a bit farther on. The houses were only separated by the width of the road. We saw two children and asked if we could take their “foto.” They nodded yes, but their mother looked terrified and nodded “no” almost imperceptibly. I said “No foto,” and walked on. Others were happy to let me take a foto.

Figure 16 Quiche mother and children at Camajah

Figure 17 Camajah

 

On the way back we walked along the main road, meaning a paved road. We saw a school that looked like any US school except for the little girls peering into it from the road. They apparently cannot afford to go to school.

Figure 18 School near Camajah

 

We also passed some interesting shops, including a bicycle repair shop.

Figure 19 Bicyle shop at Camajah

 

Murial and I bagged about 3000 vitamins that day. At noon we here given heuvos rancheros. I sat near the end of the table with a nurse from Holland, Michigan, a Quiche Mayan bombero (fireman) and two other Quiche people. I was sitting at a table where three languages were spoken – one quite obscure. I felt fortunate that a kid from Spokane, WA, who never went anywhere in his first 18 years, could experience this.

Figure 20 Lunch break at Camajah clinic

Yodie Yodie

I claim to have a masters degree in bucketology. This means that I can participate in a bucket brigade all day long without failing to notice more than 50% of the empties coming back down the line.

 

While I was gone to the remote clinic, the crew back at the church had poured some concrete. This required transporting buckets of the stuff in a classic bucket brigade fashion. Boo! I missed it.

 

Not to worry. There were several more occasions that required bucketology. Part of the drill requires that the line lengthen or shorten as the pour point moves. Apparently Tom Leonard had yelled “Yodie yodie” when this was necessary. This may have been a takeoff on Seinfeld’s “Yada yada,” but we’ll never know for sure.

 

The locals wanted to know what this new phrase meant. We had to tell them it was made up. That didn’t stop Adolfo. Whenever he wanted things to move, he yelled, “Jody jody.”

Figure 21 Digging ditch for security wall footings

Women and Children

I’m usually misunderstood when I say, “I admire Mayan women because they are dignified and work hard.” No, I don’t presume that we males could slack off if surrounded with strong Mayan ladies. I mean that those ladies are admirable people. It’s about results and dignity. The results involve delightful, handsome, well-behaved children with eyes that would melt the hardest heart, and wonderfully crafted articles such as weavings.

Figure 22 Maria Louisa's infomercial

 

There were four-and-a-half-foot tall ladies carrying many pounds of firewood on their backs. I’ve often seen large toddlers strapped to a small lady’s back. In church, a really small woman climbed onto the stage to talk. She had a little baby bouncing on her back. I now think of her when I think of Mayan women.

 

I’ve seen ladies in full, CLEAN, ornate native dress making cement blocks, carrying large bundles on their heads, carrying babies on their backs, and some even dug a ditch with us. An older lady, Maria Louisa, in imperfect health, helped me carry a five-gallon pail of water, unasked. I’ll never forget this. She also helped us dig a ditch.

Figure 23 Maria Louisa and other women digging ditch for security wall footing

 

Their children are well-behaved. They are often kept close to their mother’s body until well into toddler years. I’ve never seen a Mayan mother yell at anybody, much less at her children. I have seen a mother whisper to her child and swat him gently. The product seems to be happy, well-adjusted children.

 

I rode about 60 miles in a van sitting next to a three-year-old child sitting in a car seat. Normally, I would rather take a beating, but his child was a well-behaved joy. He gently pulled at my arm to get my attention. He showed me how to wink with two eyes and imitate the sounds of barnyard animals. He spoke Spanish, English, and the Mayan Quiche dialect, often all in one sentence. When he addressed his parents they would always answer. If he wanted to do something that was wrong, the answer would be, “I don’t think that would be a good idea, do you?” When it was time to drive back to Xela, he was asked what mode of transportation we should take. His parents encouraged him participate and think while helping him discard all suggestions except using the van to return.

 

Hey!

All strangers greet one-another, a nice change from the New York school of social interaction. The standard greeting is the equivalent of “Good morning,” “Good afternoon,” or “Good evening,” depending upon the time of day. The corresponding Spanish is “Buenos dias,” “Buenos tardes,” or “Buenos noches,” often shortened to “Dias,” “Tardes,”, or “Noches,” respectively.

 

These phrases, along with “gracias,” are a must for the traveler. Unlike the French, Spanish speaking people seem to quite tolerant of Americans clobbering pronunciations.

 

Our last day in Guatemala always brings about a wake-up in Antiqua, the old capital. This colonial city is quite restored and plays host to American and European travelers. Still, there is a lot of Spanish spoken there. I’m used to greeting strangers in Spanish. Imagine my surprise when a small Mayan man turned around to me, offered his hand, and yelled “HEY! How d’you doin’?”

 

 

Ed Mauget, October 27, 2004